Even in the flesh, The Lanesborough Grill's magnificent dining room looks like a photo that’s been auto corrected. With its ginormous globe skylight, twinkling crown of a chandelier, and pastel blue and white colour scheme that feels like somewhere Cinderella and Prince Charming might have met, it’s hard to believe a room so beautiful can exist in the real world.
The fairytale continues beyond the dazzling threshold. An accommodating waiter pulls out our chair and pours a glass of Champagne with the steadiest of hands, a ritual we imagine he’s rehearsed a thousand times. Service is a lesson in proper etiquette – polished, knowledgeable and exceedingly warm - and plays a huge part in making us feel like we’ve waltzed into someone’s impeccably decorated home for the evening.
However, it’s Shay Cooper’s cooking that is the true hero in this romantic tale. His la carte menu hinges around fine British ingredients and classic ideas elevated with dizzyingly delicious twists. It begins with a boule of bubby focaccia, glistening with olive oil and served, perhaps unnecessarily, with good, salted butter. Next, a delicate mound of flaky crabmeat is bolstered by a frothy chicken broth, salty seaweed and a tangle of crisp greenery. Perfectly cooked halibut with a thick, golden crust where it’s been sizzled in hot fat comes with charred squid, saffron potatoes and another masterful broth. To finish, a warm chocolate tart combines the best bits of a crunchy-topped brownie and a puffy souffle. It’s molten on the inside and hides some sort of moreishly crunchy praline within. There is coffee ice cream on the side. It’s a masterpiece.
You’d have to be hard as nails not to be wooed by The Lanesborough Grill, and every time we return, we’re blown away by its disarming beauty and impeccable food. For a special treat, there’s no better place in London.