I've given half a star on each measure because it won't let me give zero. Now we're home and few hours of reflection have passed, our experience at this restaurant is actually quite funny. Without doubt the most comically terrible dining experience I've endured anywhere. This is literally the first review I've ever written about any restaurant anywhere but I felt I had to share.
Ww went in a group of 4 and had the £35-a head mothers day menu today. They'd clearly overbooked so sat us at a table in the bar area where they had an awful DJ playing loud music (Tina Turner etc!!) while we were expected to eat lunch. I don't know anyone who likes to go out to eat lunch with their family and not be able to have a conversation because of the noise but we persevered in the knowledge that on mothers day we wouldn't get in anywhere else without a booking. When we asked them to turn the music down we were told a bizarre story about how all the people in the restaurant at the back liked it and it was being played to them at the same volume through speakers - (plainly not true). But anyway they left the music as it was.
We also asked the waiting staff to clear up the half-eaten strudel that the table's previous occupants had left on the floor under one of the chairs...they never found the time..
It was always impossible to get any service and when we did the staff were rude and pretty disinterested..."in a minute" seemed to be the standard response....
We ordered the shared roast platter (some beef / pork / lamb) for 4 people...the potatoes and vegtables were bland and pretty raw in the middle but they were undoubtedly the best bit of the meal...the beef was like leather; the pork was basically just fat (not crackling sadly!) and laughably we got 2 bones with a half a mouthful on meat on each as out lamb offering ...(not even 1 each!!). We mentionned to the waiter who sort of smirked, said "yeah we're out of lamb" and then went to the kitchen and brought another plate of rancid pork and beef. Shameful. I mean surely if you realise you're out of something after it's been ordered, you just say and offer something else...you don't just chuck a couple of bones on the plate and hope your paying customers don't notice..
I personally didn't risk a desert but the other 3 did and were made to wait nearly 20 minutes for them to arrive.
I could go on but I think you get the idea.
After a bit of row and attitude we settled on no service charge and one person eating for free - so 4 set menus for £105 instead of £140 and no service chage paid...I still feel massively ripped off!
So in summary, the best bit of my experience at this restaurant was the 30 second walk to the toilet between courses...30 seconds where i wasn't eating the food and 30 seconds without Tina Turner screaming in my ear.
It is a shame as I went this restaurant 3 years ago for dinner and it was excellent...so maybe just a blip in the kitchen and some poor staffing decisions...who knows?! I won't be going back though so I guess I'll never know.