Picking up on the vintage theme of The Butterfly & The Pig next door, this whimsical, nostalgic take on a traditional tearoom is stuffed full of old dressers, auction room antiques, church pews and mismatched flower-patterned china crockery on piles of doilies. Decorative plates line the walls, old films are occasionally screened on TV and there are antique glass cabinets filled with cakes of every description. Breakfasts of poached eggs on toast or kippers give way to a daytime roster of soups, sandwiches, salads and more substantial savouries – although afternoon tea is the main attraction. The whole show is given a jokey, light-hearted twist, but the main components are all spot-on – you can even go ‘bubbly’ with a glass of Prosecco or Champagne. The venue is also renowned for its classic Scottish high teas (served from 5pm).