Saltie Girl landed in London with a splash, the alter ego of the name (a common monkier for a mermaid) adding a touch of playful personality to a serious side of London. While North Audley Street isn’t shorty of places to help you spend your hard-earned cash, we think this is worth the salary sacrifice.
The interiors must have set owner Kathy Sidell back a fair whack, but the investment seems paid off in kind via sheer Instagram appeal. A bar lined with gold, half-moon backed stools, marble tables and intricate mosaic flooring would sing to a place in any generation Z’s heart.
Thanks to the smell of warm butter wafting around, it’s hard to avoid ordering the lobster roll that comes generously packed with sweet meat plus a side of salted crisps. Elsewhere there’s a really very good scallop ceviche with just the right amount of citrus and a little crunch from shaved radish, while fat juicy prawns appear headfirst into a swimming pool of rich, spiced tomato cocktail sauce, ready to be rescued.
Your reason for being here might be the tinned fish shtick, which is less gimmicky in reality than expected. The restaurant has faced criticism on the prices, but boards start at £12 - not bad value for a meal in W1. Pickled chillies, a trio of salts, butter, sourdough slices and piquillo pepper jam allow for self-assembly for something akin to a posh picky tea.
A plate of puffed-up gnocchi comes wearing crisp golden jackets and a liberal sprinkling of caviar, for a pleasant saline pop. The finale is a fantastic chocolate mousse, glossed in grassy olive oil and topped with praline. All this is presided over by warm staff who bring excellent mocktails (some of the best we’ve had anywhere) in waves and seem genuinely invested in you having a nice time while in their care.
The whole thing has a touch of American shine, and it’s certainly unique, which is something worth splashing a bit of cash for.