Part slick downtown loft, part glam uptown nightclub, Patch is not your average City boozer. At lunchtime, tuck into American BBQ classics which will leave change from £10, but clued-up off-duty suits also make a beeline for this quirky pile after work when happy hour plays out to boogie beats. Order kinky martini and swizzle jam (vodka, Southern Comfort, apricot jam and juices in a jar), or trade up to porn star martini at £9.50 – although the brave and the curious might fancy a ‘box of mystery’ (20 mini cocktails for just under £100). Wines include lovely Rosé d’Anjou (£28.95) and house Champagne at £8 per glass. There are also special deals on 'tapas' (tempura prawns, duck spring rolls and piri-piri bites), plus various platters with an international theme.