Even for the floppy-haired, fancy dog-toting denizens of De Beauvoir Town, Goodbye Horses is achingly cool. A custom-built rotary mixer and record deck greets you as you enter, spinning gently through a huge vinyl catalogue that includes a worrying amount of Cliff Richard. Beyond you lies a magnificent 10 metre-long wooden counter, made from a single piece of oak, proudly flaunting its dovetail joints. The wine list is natural. The speakers are refurbished Tannoy Lancasters from the 1970s. It doubles as a specialist pour-over coffee shop. Welcome to De Beauvoir.
There’s no lack of substance here though. Head chef Jack Coggins has cooked in some highly regarded kitchens, including the likes of Papi, Planque and The Baring, which happens to be just down the road. His menus here are certainly reminiscent of Papi’s off-the-wall idiosyncratic style. Raw beef comes in a very roughly chopped tartare, with a lovely smokey undercurrent of chilli and a smattering of sourdough croutons. The addition of fennel flowers we found a little distracting, but it's a subjective thing that will work for some and not for others. Likewise a salad of heirloom tomatoes, figs, tapenade and Corra Linn cheese, where the figs proved to be a step too far into confusion.
That said, there’s plenty of fantastic cooking here too. That includes a lovely melange of clams and courgettes, the latter cooked down into a sauce that sits in the shells, and an oxtail broken rice dish - think oxtail risotto but tighter - which is predictably flavour-packed. There’s a lot to like, though the menu is certainly on the more adventurous side and not every twist pays off.
Where Goodbye Horses does separate itself is as a wine bar. The by-the-glass selection is superb and whether it's a bone-dry Tinc Set (think pet-nat Cava) or a dangerously drinkable Catarrato Blanco at just £6 a glass, there’s something for everyone here and loads of room to discover something new for your collection. The list regularly switches things up, and staff are happy for you to try things, which we love. Goodbye Horses is unique, original, exciting - with some small tweaks to the menu, it could easily find itself among London’s essential restaurants.