It may inhabit a former shoe wholesaler’s, but imaginary footie boots are what you’ll need at this regular E1 fixture where, at the flick of a wrist, you can win the World Cup every time. Covetable, caressable, classic baby-foot tables are the focal point at this lived-in approximation of a provincial place du marché bar/café circa early Johnny Hallyday. Swig iconic beers & pick sides – Estrella Damm (Spain), Desperados (France), Brahma (Brazil), Nastro Azzuro (Italy) – as the semi-finals kick off. To the loser, blue-collar wines from under £15; to the victor, house Champagne at £38 & crowd-pleasing casseroles, salads, soups, sarnies & seasonal bites to share.