Celebs of the Paris & Peaches ilk have been known to join Punk’s young crowd, moving to a mix of kitschy pop & punky thrash. Multiple wild party nights are hosted within this garish subterranean lair – which resembles a cross between the throne room at Buck House & a Bangkok knocking shop, as imagined by Jeff Koons. Door charges later in the evening can be as steep as £20, so pile in early (from 8pm) for free. Then you can tell your grandchildren you once shimmied next to Kelly Osbourne. Drinks aren’t yet at the sort of rip-off levels that lesser celeb magnets charge. Classic & twisted cocktails rule, otherwise it’s ‘buy by the bottle & bye-bye £100’.