Average, very average. +Horrible service.
Average. Very average. We were offered a coffee table (!) for “a 7 course meal” offer with Groupon, though the dead room downstairs was empty. We declined, were sent to the cellar. The “7 course” was ridiculously tiny (1/2toast of ‘crab’ -i.e. “carb” or “Cr*p” rather- =" a course"?). Starters were edible, no decoration, no effort, no presentation,just bland. The chef has no shame. Or the restaurant has no chef. “Dishes” were Camden Market type of dishes, just smaller portions. Noodles straight from any £5 MrWu open buffets. Only good thing was the Champagne. The service were abominable: not a single engaging smile, no comment, gloomy and po-faced, borderline unpleasant. With our offer we paid £38 for 2 instead of £108 (ah ah! the pretention, £108 for what?). Hardly worth the £38 price! We ordered more champagne, they suddenly wanted to add +£10 service, we told them to get lost. Avoid. Another restaurant who did NOT understand these offer are to get us DISCOVERING+COME BACK. We will not. Decoration is garish, Karaoke in the distance, and the service… the service. Thanatopractors.